You can find me occasionally on the Wii system. Why not more often? Have you ever tried to find anyone on the Wii before? It’s nigh impossible to find anyone on the Wii? Why? Friend codes. Friend codes are quite possibly the worst invention to strike the information age since the code wheel. If you can ever manage to do it just stay as far away from these things as you can. If, unfortunately, you are like me and actually like to use the Wii to actually go online, a process Nintendo is quite determined to con you into thinking is bad by making the experience as horrible as they can possibly manage to make it. If I ever find out who made friend codes I’m going to make a voodoo doll of him and drive a nail through it for every digit of a friend code I ever have to put in.

Unfortunately though, friend codes aren’t going away. So in the interests of santiy, here are my friend codes.